Hey - I'm soar.
I hate munchkins.
No i am not insane. munchkins is a generic term for the first years at my high school. they are evil.
but mind you i am also evil, obsessed with a)fire b)explosions and c)how to get rid of my little bro, or as i will be calling him - spacemonkey.
i wil now explain to how much i am obsessed with explosions and fire.
one night i was camping out with some mates, we had a proper campfire - we sacrificed a waterbottle and D's spoon to it - or we would have if she hadn't come back from the loo and stopped us throwing it on the fire. i also will not let anyone else use the incinerator we have in the back garden. i must burn stuff.
excuse me a moment - i need to go burn something - i'll tell you about the explosions next time.
About Me
- Soar
- Me. What about me. i have a slight case of pyromania, (excuse me a minute, i need to go burn something). i like reading sci fi and i like burning stuff.also, i am not round the bend, i am first left, third right, and alternate corners for the next three days.
8 comments:
Gav here. Cool blog, keep kicking munchkin ass.
Whiiiiiiiiiit
You actual just like actual
pulled my friend
....actual.
I am told everyone poured coke over you and Danielle?
LOL
I wasn't even there. I feel left out
But then again I don't cause i'm too cool for that
Ha ha you like dragons
You remind me of this wee person called Callum
LOL not a good thing BRUVVA
y'know, bruvva? like.
actual ghetto
Laterz.
Bruvva.
lala
''pulled''
passionate
your sadistic did you know that
(I like Callum)
so yeah, -yawns-
<333333
she's hawt though isn't she
I agree Callum isn't too bad
We were talking about Eragon in english today
y'know, the cool guy?
Cause he's all like
'OMG'
and they're all like
'OMG YOU ARE THAT GUYS SON OMG'
And he is like
'OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW BUT I ACTUALLY HATE HIM'
and they are like
'LOL TOO BAD YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL OMG'
and he is like
'OMG damn'
Did you kiss passionately?
Make love passionately?
any of that?
Cause you can't really say ytou pulled, if you didn't
You can only say
'So like.
There was this girl like.
and she came and talked to me like.
and I asked her out like.
and she said yeah
like.'
So there
Bruvva.
actually Callum hit me
you know when you start staring into space (yeah like when your lusting over stephen Fry) and he just hit me, and in PE, he tripped me up
...
I hate Callum
oh, Safe sex is good sex
HAHA
I was cool in PE
and you know it. Jealous
Stephen Fry is a big poof.
I hope he dies
Actually I'm lying, and anyway he can't die he has superpowers because he drinks so much tea
INVINCIBLE
its the twinnings always is damn tea drinking super genious freak
god those are random
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