oh god i'm bored

we just spent the period puttin a table into 3NF or third normal form. BORING!
anywayz - i spent yesterday wandering around the pentlands with a duke of edinburgh bronze aard group. it was okay - one of them has actually put a hamster in a microwave (it blows up. eventually). i laughed so hard. have you seen the new james bond film? i love the line "now everyone will know you died scratching my balls!"

anywayz, i have nothing else to say right now so byebye. and i promise i'll get those pictures posted as soon as i can get to a scanner.

Hmm..

I want to burn something, but it's raining and blowing so i'd have to do it inside and then that would burn down the house and then i would die and then i wouldn't be able to burn anything, and...
wait, were you listening to that - nevermind. ignore that. sorry i habn't posted in a while but ijust havn't had anything intresting to talk about. anywayz i've just started doodling anime people. maybey next time i can get to a scanner i'll post one for you all to see. they're pretty good people say, and i've only drawn a punch of faces and two people.

WAHOOO!

me verrrry pleased. i have knight online on a disk from a mate - i got it ages back. the other day i went and installed it, but it claimed i needed a patch to run it - so i went and sped two bloody HOURS downloading the patch. and guess what my KO client was so out of date, the patch was incompatible and i had to go and download a new client. 5 ******* HOURS i only just finished installing it the now, so bye bye

MUA HA HA HA!

Mr X. the evilist maths teacher EVER, got kicked up the arse yesterday - he bent over to get something out of a cupboard and someone ran up behind him and gave him an assisted faceplant on the floor! UP THE SECOND YEARS! UP THE SECOND YEARS! the dude in question got a stage 4 (max punishment a teacher can give out) and since everyone laughed, everyone got kept back at break but two made a break for the door while he wasn't looking! heroe of the week award! no wait - strike that! hero of the bloody year award! for the next 5 years! UP THE Scond YEARS! UP THE SECOND YEARS! MUA HA HA HA!

So COOL!

Not only is our school rock night tonight, music played by in school bands - promises to be ace - but i am being asked to join a paintball team as the heavy weapons specialist! WAHOOO!

oh ye - a note of random oddness. i read this in a magazine i get called flipside - a 14 year old girl ion america got pulled of of class by secret service agents because she wrote "kill bush" on her website - really dumb

Random idea of the month:

My random idea for the month - terraform mars SPECIFICALLY so we can blow it up.

Dontch just LOVE fireworks!

we had our local bonfire and fireworks tonight. the bonfire razed any nearby grass, it nearly set the hedge 5 meters away alight, that's how long the flames were, the sofa someone plonked on top of the fire was destroyed in a self-spawned vortex of fire, the fireworks went on for an hour BOOM-BANG-CRACKLE-BOOM! 'twas great fun.

i also got a new game for my psp - myst - and i'm already stuck!

Our show

my school show is calamity jane this year. auditions were last night. we got a ride home on a bus provided by the school,and ace, mangagirl, the girl i fancy, was on my bus! we just chatted the whole way home. or would have had spacemonkey not been hell-bent on being a big a brat as possible. i hate my little brother.

Ace

That party last night was ace - the film - battle royal - was uber gory - they took a bunch off kids and put them on an island - after three days if more than one of them is left alive the necklaces that they are wearing blow up! between us 6, we drank 4 of the BIG bottles of pepsi - ems tried to tickle me to death with her claws. viks stole my swords (i was dressed as a vampirate, so i l"dropped" my fangs on her chair when she left the room for a minute while we were watching the film. mua ha ha ha

PARTY!

i've got a party tomorrow night with a girl i fancy. i dunno if she likes me (as in if she fancies me) but it's looking good - i'm the only guy from our school she invited to her birthday/halloween party.

halloween dressup, party from six till eleven, sweets, scary films, that sort stuff! wahoo!

School

School is evil. not only do the munchkins bring the school's average IQ down to -3, but the whole concept is evil - they lock kids up for 6 hours a day, minus breaks and make the work or they get into trouble.
just evil. pure evil. Satan's best invention ever except from the nuke.

Oh, great

spacemonkey is grumping at me - his room is a huge mess and parent no. 2 has ordered him to clear it up. it's gonna take him most of the evening.

i hate rain - the river down the road has burst it's banks, and better yet - my street is pretending to be a river

Hello Peeps!

weeweegee is skiving again. btw - weeweegee is my computing teacher and he is off! way 2 hours of surfing the internet! Yahooooo!!

o ye - i promised i'd tell you i would tell you about the explosions this time.

well to start with, everyone in my school knows i want to blow something up, and second - i could blow up the chemistry lab, and the only thing i would need to bring in would be a candle and something to light it.

wat i would do is put the candle on the floor and and i cant tell you anymore or i will be tracked dow and will be in a hell of a lot of trouble for coz i gave some kid the idea to blow up the cemistry lab at ther school. i honestly would love to tel you but i cant, which sucks.

Hiya!

Hey - I'm soar.

I hate munchkins.
No i am not insane. munchkins is a generic term for the first years at my high school. they are evil.
but mind you i am also evil, obsessed with a)fire b)explosions and c)how to get rid of my little bro, or as i will be calling him - spacemonkey.

i wil now explain to how much i am obsessed with explosions and fire.
one night i was camping out with some mates, we had a proper campfire - we sacrificed a waterbottle and D's spoon to it - or we would have if she hadn't come back from the loo and stopped us throwing it on the fire. i also will not let anyone else use the incinerator we have in the back garden. i must burn stuff.

excuse me a moment - i need to go burn something - i'll tell you about the explosions next time.