Sunday, October 29, 2006

Ace

That party last night was ace - the film - battle royal - was uber gory - they took a bunch off kids and put them on an island - after three days if more than one of them is left alive the necklaces that they are wearing blow up! between us 6, we drank 4 of the BIG bottles of pepsi - ems tried to tickle me to death with her claws. viks stole my swords (i was dressed as a vampirate, so i l"dropped" my fangs on her chair when she left the room for a minute while we were watching the film. mua ha ha ha

Friday, October 27, 2006

PARTY!

i've got a party tomorrow night with a girl i fancy. i dunno if she likes me (as in if she fancies me) but it's looking good - i'm the only guy from our school she invited to her birthday/halloween party.

halloween dressup, party from six till eleven, sweets, scary films, that sort stuff! wahoo!

School

School is evil. not only do the munchkins bring the school's average IQ down to -3, but the whole concept is evil - they lock kids up for 6 hours a day, minus breaks and make the work or they get into trouble.
just evil. pure evil. Satan's best invention ever except from the nuke.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Oh, great

spacemonkey is grumping at me - his room is a huge mess and parent no. 2 has ordered him to clear it up. it's gonna take him most of the evening.

i hate rain - the river down the road has burst it's banks, and better yet - my street is pretending to be a river

Hello Peeps!

weeweegee is skiving again. btw - weeweegee is my computing teacher and he is off! way 2 hours of surfing the internet! Yahooooo!!

o ye - i promised i'd tell you i would tell you about the explosions this time.

well to start with, everyone in my school knows i want to blow something up, and second - i could blow up the chemistry lab, and the only thing i would need to bring in would be a candle and something to light it.

wat i would do is put the candle on the floor and and i cant tell you anymore or i will be tracked dow and will be in a hell of a lot of trouble for coz i gave some kid the idea to blow up the cemistry lab at ther school. i honestly would love to tel you but i cant, which sucks.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Hiya!

Hey - I'm soar.

I hate munchkins.
No i am not insane. munchkins is a generic term for the first years at my high school. they are evil.
but mind you i am also evil, obsessed with a)fire b)explosions and c)how to get rid of my little bro, or as i will be calling him - spacemonkey.

i wil now explain to how much i am obsessed with explosions and fire.
one night i was camping out with some mates, we had a proper campfire - we sacrificed a waterbottle and D's spoon to it - or we would have if she hadn't come back from the loo and stopped us throwing it on the fire. i also will not let anyone else use the incinerator we have in the back garden. i must burn stuff.

excuse me a moment - i need to go burn something - i'll tell you about the explosions next time.